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1. …ya no te da pena babear en clase, sobre todo en programación.
2. …escuchas el Himno Nacional dos veces en el radio, sin levantarte de tu silla.
3. …te sorprendes cuando ves un señalamiento nuevo en tu escuela.
4. …haz cambiado tu vocabulario drásticamente “tarea” por “entrega”, “bola “por “esfera”, gente” por “usuarios”, “hola” por “¿ahora qué?”
5. …has dormido más de 20 horas seguidas en un fin de semana.
6. …puedes discutir con autoridad el contenido de cafeína en distintasbebidas y su respectiva eficacia.
7. …has conspirado para saquear la cafetería en la madrugada.
8. …has cabeceado en el baño.
9. …puedes ver fijamente a alguien a los ojos y aprobar con la cabeza sin escuchar UNA sola palabra.
10. …te preguntan en tu casa “¿cómo te fue de intercambio?”. Cuando nunca te fuiste.
11. …tu hermano(a) cree que es hijo(a) único(a) .
12. …has escuchado toooodos tus discos en menos de una noche.
13. …no eres visto en público sin ojeras.
14. …no eres visto en público sin lentes oscuros.
15. …cuando recibes una invitación, va seguida de la pregunta ¿o tienes mucha tarea?!
16. …piensas que todos los que estudian otra carrera en el fondo están bromeando (y preguntas”qué harán?”)
17. …pierdes las llaves de tu casa por una semana y no te das cuenta.
18. …comienzas a volarte clases… comidas y cenas.
19. …te has lavado los dientes y el pelo en el baño de la escuela.
20. …has descubierto los beneficios de raparte o traer el pelo chiquitititito.
21. …odias a la gente que te dice “Yo iba a ser “ingeniero” y te lo dicen bien a la ligera, pero no tienen idea de las friegas que te trae la carrera, o peor aún, los que nunca acabaron la carrera y creen que por eso ya son ingenieros.
22. …por vez primera desde el inicio de tu pubertad dejas los lentes de contacto y usas tus fondos de botella.
23. …sabes las fechas y horas exactas en que rellenan las maquinitas de dulces de la universidad.
24. …eres un reciclador efectivo a la hora de hacer proyectos.
25. …has bailado “YMCA” con coreografía y todo a las tres de la mañana sin UNA gota de alcohol en tu organismo o en la noche de locas de la UABC!!
26. …haces trabajos finales escritos, la noche antes de la fecha límite
27. …combinas desayuno, comida y cena en UNA gran comida
28. …no sabías que ya fueron las elecciones presidenciales.
29. …no concibes las vacaciones como otra cosa sino tiempo para dormir.
30. …te has emborrachado junto con tus profesores.
31. …constantemente creas excusas para explicar a tus profesores de materias que no son de ingeniería, el por qué no hiciste la tarea.
32. …te das cuenta cuando hay un producto nuevo en Steren. (distribuidor de componenetes electronicos).
33. …alguien alguna vez te dijo “flojo” y quisiste asesinarlo
34. …tus pesadillas consisten en no terminar algo o no llegar a tiempo a algún lugar.
35. …te preguntas qué hace tanta gente en TU escuela en el día.
36. …puedes vivir sin contacto humano, comida o luz solar, pero si se va el internet… caos!
37. …te sientas a ver una película de tres horas porque sale un robot de un diseñador desconocido por dos segundos.
38. …diseñas cosas espectaculares sin tener idea alguna de su costo.
39. …no hay mejor lugar para dormir, que dos mesabancos unidos y una mochila de almohada.
40. …posees la marca de la modernidad: un callo en la parte baja de la palma de la mano por el uso constante del mouse.
41. …todos te solicitan ayuda en matemáticas, hermanos, amigos, papás y todo tipo de persona que nunca te llama, excepto para que le expliques.
42. …a tu pobre computadora ya no le caben mas programas, ya tiene Mathcad, Maple, ProEngineer, Catia, Pspice, Visio, Dreamweaver, Tina, Matlab y otros mil que ni sabes usar, pero los tienes!
43. …haz conseguido la habilidad de dormir en cualquier tipo de soporte ya sean lápices, teclados, mochilas, tus compañeros, el suelo, protoboards (dispositivo electronico), comida, etc.
44. …miles de veces haz estado en un amanecer, sin embargo nunca viste uno.
45. …no importa cuanto te esfuerces por hacer tu mejor trabajo, alguien siempre dirá “porque no le pones esto” o le cambias aquí” o “y o creo que.. pero si….”está bien”
46. …dejas de ver a otros seres humanos por meses aunque para ti solo ha sido un día
47. …tu perro te ladra y ya no te reconoce pues haz vivido en la escuela por unos cuantos meses, ¿o fueron años?
48. …siempre tienes la tonta idea de que tu trabajo finalmente será reconocido
49. …para ti no hay diferencia entre el horario de verano y el normal.
50. …Steren es tu segundo hogar, claro que el primero es la escuela.
51. …Nace tu nuevo(a) sobrinito(a) y dices “¿apoco mi hermana estaba embarazada?”
52. …Tu carro deja de ser un medio de transporte y se convierte en tu almacén, cama, closet… tu fiel compañero.
53. …Cuando te preguntan tu edad, prefieres no decir “¿de cuántos me veo? “… siempre calculan de más.
54. …Cuando porfín tienes tiempo para salir, tus pensamientos son ‘que mal planeados están los soportes de este edificio!’ o ‘quién habrá diseñado la instalación eléctrica? O piensas que un barandal parece un circuito de un solo par de nodos
55…. Cuando tu casa cumple la función de hotel, solo llegas a bañarte y a dormir (de vez en cuando).
56. …Tus amigos que estudian otra cosa no tienen el mismo concepto de TAREA que tu, siempre dicen “Ay pues la haces antes de clase” o “Pues pídesela a alguien” o peor aún “Pues no la hagas”
57.Odias que tus papás te digan “Ya duérmete!” o “SI no vas a acabar..pues ya vete a dormir” o hasta la simple pregunta “¿Te falta mucho?” puede llegar a irritarte.
58. …Cuando has descubierto el peligro de ir al volante después de 48 horas sin dormir.
59. …Cuando despues de un tiempo necesitas recibir y leer un mail para concientizarte de lo RARA que es tu VIDA!
60. …Cuando pasas toda la noche peleando con un problema que no te sale y cuando lo revisas conalguien mas, ves que sólo te habías equivocado en un maldito signo.
61. …descubres que el LEITHOLD (biblia de los ingenieros) es la ley!
62. … llegas a comprender por que la locura de tus maestros de matematicas o materias similares.
63. …Cuando estas en la UNIVERSIDAD rezas cada dia para que pronto termines, aunque amas profundamente todo lo que haces cada dia para lograrlo con todo y estos pequeños sacrificios, El dia que por fin eres un graduado recuerdas con gran nostalgia y muy dentro de ti desearías repetir todo o todavia no haberte graduado, pero eso ya no es posible.
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